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[caninity]

 

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Comments

[brokeassgoing]

the difference between my dreams where YOU GET YOUR DICK SQUISHED BY THAT ANVIL THE COYOTE USES IN THAT CARTOON and this one is
THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE I SAW HIM

[caninity]

why would he put anything like that in your water?

[brokeassgoing]

i dont know if youve noticed during the years you and he have grown into your pubes but















he wants to fuck you
hes jealous of anyone who breathes near you

[caninity]

i'm turning this off now.

[brokeassgoing]

YOU CANT RUN FROM THE TRUTH
HE TRIED TO FUCK ME UP!!!!!!1

[caninity]

you were telling a different story a second ago.

[brokeassgoing]

the fact remains
hes fucking dangerous
even more so with a handler holding his dick and aiming where he pisses

[caninity]

so you're saying a bunch of people are after you again?

[His brother being part of this makes the situation extra special, hes's scant to address it because Badou won't stop talking about his dick?!]

[brokeassgoing]

no i mean YOUR BROTHER WANTS YOU and hes happy to go through me to get you

[caninity]

...so it's like i said.

[caninity]

i'll deal with it.

[brokeassgoing]

WELL TAKE CARE OF IT BEFORE HE TURNS ME BALD i fuckin swear no wonder youre related
driving me crazy

[caninity]

you have worse to worry about if he's putting things in your drinks.

[brokeassgoing]

i already TOLD you im worried about his jizz but thats beside the point

[caninity]

yeah, got it.

[brokeassgoing]

youre not getting it

[caninity]

then what did you leave out?

[brokeassgoing]

the part where he wants your ass
dead or in his mouth i dont know
and hes not afraid or reluctant to get me involved

[caninity]

[RADIO SILENCE.]

[brokeassgoing]

eat 7 dicks

[caninity]

isn't that what you're doing?

[caninity]

quit telling me everything.

[brokeassgoing]

IM NOT EATING ANY DICKS NOTLIKE YOU AND YOU R BRO

[caninity]

i decided i'm not helping after all.

[brokeassgoing]

IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK NO ONES TAKING ANY DICK HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[caninity]

maybe we can negotiate something later.

[brokeassgoing]

NEGOTIATE HIM NOT FUCKING ME UP

[caninity]

yeah yeah

[brokeassgoing]

eat ass

[caninity]

you're doing it again...

[brokeassgoing]

NO YOU ARE

[caninity]

[brokeassgoing]

i hate you with every fiber of my being

[caninity]

quit waking me up with stupid crap then.

[brokeassgoing]

NEVER BECAUSE YOU STUPID ASS WAS PROBABLY UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING GAMES AGAIN